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Vegan food in Oamaru

Monday 20th November 2017

As poet Dominic "Tourettes" Hoey tours NZ with his pal Skyscraper Stan, he'll be immortalising each locale in a poem.

 

There are some places you don't want to be vegan.
There are some places you don't want to be vegan.

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Excuse me do you have any vegan food?
“We have bacon rolls darl”
No I mean like no meat or diary
“It only has a little bit of bacon, you wouldn’t notice.”
It’s OK I don’t eat animal products.
“Your a fussy one, aren’t you”
I’ll just get some chips.
“Hey Terry, we got a vegan out here.”
“A what?”
“A vegan.”
“What does it want?”
“Chips.”
“It doesn’t care about the potato's feelings? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha”
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha“
“Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha”
“That’s a good one Terry.”

 

 > Check the tour dates for Dominic Hoey and Skyscraper Stan here. 



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