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No Shoes? No Entry!

Friday 24th November 2017

As poet Dominic "Tourettes" Hoey tours NZ with his pal Skyscraper Stan, he'll be immortalising each locale in a poem.


Josh has lost his shoes 

blue and white Adidas 

with holes in the bottom 

If found please contact Josh immediately   

he’s walking barefoot around Moutere Inn

rubbing his head 

saying “Where’s me bloody shoes”

the bar manager said no bare feet in here

so he’s going to have to sit outside while we play 

staring in the window 

smoking cigarettes

eating mushroom gnocchi 

muttering “worse tour ever” under his breath 

morale is at an all-time low 

Tour driver Josh Jugum with no shoes.
Tour driver Josh Jugum with no shoes.

Photo: Supplied

Check the tour dates for Dominic Hoey and Skyscraper Stan here. 

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