Has another week passed you by with nary a fleeting glance at the weird and wonderful world of online content? Get the goss with another handy dandy instalment of Keeping up with the Kontentsphere.
ANDREW LITTLE SHREDDING
Andrew Little is VERY READY to play table tennis and he wants everyone to know it.
The country is on tenterhooks to find out what wacky things will go down when two old men play ping-pong and the consequences this will have for New Zealand democracy. Get out and vote young people!
TAYLOR SWIFT HATES AMERICA
America’s favourite daughter turned sinister recluse Taylor Swift failed to hold her annual 4th of July party this week, leading to mass speculation that all is not well in with the “squad”.
taylor swift 4th of July 2016 // taylor swift 4th of July 2017 pic.twitter.com/jFHvUMYsji— cami (@swiftmyheart26) July 4, 2017
The once tightknit collection of tall women she once kept as pets appears to have fragmented, with former squad members hobnobbing with Swift foes, while there's nary a Taylor sighting to be found. Does Taylor Swift hate her friends or just America? We can but wait and see.
SONNY BILL, DAUGHTER, FARTING
Sonny Bill Williams got a red card for some rugby thing and then turned it into a super adorable life lesson for the whole family.
Bless your heart Sonny Bill.
MAX KEY IN LOVE?
Does Max Key
These screenshots I took from his Instagram story indicate yes! Ever mysterious Max has so far only been so kind as to show us the back of the young lady in question, but with the two enjoying a much earned vacation on Max’s Island of Love (Hawaii) we can but hope this Kiwi prince has finally found his princess.
Professional ill-advised panel guest Richie “Hardcore” went along to software company (?) Xero to discuss inclusion and diversity (????) and as was to be expected (though not by Xero or Hardcore apparently) people were confused.
Mr Hardcore - no stranger to backlash spurred by probably well intentioned, yet hilariously poorly considered gestures - was, it seems, perturbed to find that the diverse peoples he hoped to represent were not pleased, but philosophically concluded that he “can’t win”.
Why won’t you diverse snobs let him win??
ROB KARDIASHIAN SMH
Rob Kardashian posted revenge porn of his ex-girlfriend and baby mama Blac Chyna so hopefully he’ll go to jail where he belongs.